Hmmm... from The Onion:
Shaking Off Amnesia, Gonzales Remembers He's Actually Pool Salesman From Tulsa
WASHINGTON, DC -- Embattled Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' future was thrown further into jeopardy Friday when he was accidentally struck by a boom microphone, reversing a years-long case of amnesia and causing him to remember his true identity as hotshot Tulsa, OK pool and spa salesman "Cabana Al" Gonzales.
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"Clearly, I should not be seventh in line for the presidency," Gonzales said. "Can I go home now?"
Why can't The Onion be true for once? Why must they tease me like this? All we want is a Justice Department that actually promotes justice and the rule of law in this country... not one led by "Cabana Al" Gonzalez.
At least I laughed. Hope you did, too.
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